recipe to be a mexican

Alright, here me out yáll. This WILL entitle you to be a full pledged mexicano cabrone. First, you need to live in mexico. duh!

Enough is enough...if you can´t beat them, join them. I got a guy at work who´a mexitexan. He tries to worship to everyone, gets up at 4:30 am and does some kind of workout. The thing is he brings his energy to work...but he´s the type that brings waaaaay to much. So thats one side of me. On the other i got this chick from Canada that thinks she is really cool and is almost as exciteable as the other dude, and they just sit there all day and feed on each others excitement. Finally, today, after a week of to much excitement in my life, i joined them...beat them in sales, and by the end of the day they were drowning in there sorrow with zero sales!! muwahhaha. sorry, i´m a bit competitive. last week they were all like, you just gotta do this, and do that. so today i was like, its easy, you just gotta do this and do that.

On with how to be a mexican.

1. You must not wear a shirt as much as possible, its way to hot.
2. You must eat tortilla´s with every meal, today i had turkey hot dog in a tortilla with ketchup and mustard because there was no bread around.
3. Everything that is eaten must be spicy, if its not spicy it doesn´t taste like anything.
4. When its to hot to do anything, sit on the front step, listen to music and drink beer while the wife/girlfriend goes to work.
5. Never put anti-perpirant on before going on a bus, its better that everyone stinks the same amount after work.
6. If a person from a foreign country gets on the bus, just stare at them like they are from another planet, remember, they are trying to take over your country.
7. If anything needs to get done, it will take a shovel, and a bike with a big rack on the front of it.
8. No matter who you talk to, mexican music is cool to listen to, even if it does sound like polka.
9. Options as payments go as following...as low as 1 peso a month for 12 months at walmart or 100 pesos up front.
10. Meat is good, espesially after its been left in the heat to collect all the vitamin E from the sun.

Plans for the week...play my newly modded xbox with 500 nintendo games on it, have a drink for halloween, celebrate deb and i´s 1 year anniversary, play xbox, did i mention i have 500 nintendo games on my xbox now? I´ll let you guys know how crazy halloween is down here after the 3 day celebration is done.

I´m still having a great time. The sun is still hot, but not as hot. The weather has been rather stormy and its been a bit chilly at night...i had to turn the fan off a couple nights ago! My tan is still darker then yours, and its natural! I havn´t got beat up by some kind of mexican clan against white people, so all is good.

adios

homemade video from friends in calgary