Testing Humour

Utest is a site that offers a crowd sourcing service. Basically, you pay for other people to test your software. It could be a lot of people, it could be a little people. They sent a bit of testing humour in an email this morning. These are the exact reason why company's hire software quality assurance engineers or testers.
http://extremesoftwaretesting.com/Humor/BugFix.html

These are the types of things I have !
Top 29 replies by programmers when their programs don't work:
29. "No one will do that!"
28. "Why would anyone do that?"
27. "We've reviewed the code, and there are no bugs."
26. "But that's the way we've always done it."
25. "But we'll slip the schedule."
24. "It works fine on MY computer"
23. "Who did you login as ?"
22. "It's a feature"
21. "It's WAD (Working As Designed)"
20. "That's weird..."
19. "It's never done that before."
18. "It worked yesterday."
17. "How is that possible?"
16. "It must be a hardware problem."
15. "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"
14. "There is something funky in your data."
13. "I haven't touched that module in weeks!"
12. "You must have the wrong version."
11. "It's just some unlucky coincidence."
10. "I can't test everything!"
9. "THIS can't be the source of THAT."
8. "It works, but it's not been tested."
7. "Somebody must have changed my code."
6. "Did you check for a virus on your system?"
5. "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel?"
4. "You can't use that version on your system."
3. "Why do you want to do it that way?"
2. "Where were you when the program blew up?"
1. "I thought I fixed that."