Oct 3, 2006

in honor to an elephent god


GRRMCS = Gene reproduction research of mystical creatures society

Just in case Scott checks this every now and then, i have left him a header here. I told him he just start praising the hindu god and if there were to be a god with an elephant head i would probably have to worship him as an advancement of the GRRMCS.

Anywho, you can already sense i am getting a little loco down here but it´s from a good cause. First of all, i would like to send my congratulations out to Cory and Sabreena Gordon and my greatest regards for not being able to make it. I would have probably made a fool of myself just like at the wedding party anyway so maybe he is thankful! In other news, i have been frantically looking for a job to make dew here. Well, actually, if any of you know me it wasn´t to frantic. Debbie finally told me that her job wasn´t enough to support the both of us. My guess is she just didn´t like me sitting at home reading books, relaxing, and having a beer now and again. All i have to say to that is fooey. Now i am officially a salesman. Unlike my buddy in Penticton Jon who sells trucks to people that don´t actually need or want to buy trucks...I sell holidays for an incredibly good price and make good money doing it. Truthfully, i´ve only made 1 sale but i can see the potential in myself...people seem to trust me for some reason, really! So if you want, check out what i´m selling, its 6 day, 5 night all inclusive at one of three sunset hotels. link 1 link 2 $598 US, plus you get a 5 day carnival ¨cruise of a life time¨ plus i can probably get you a package for orlando florida for 4 days right at a hotel right beside animal kingdom and 2 entrance passes to disneyworld. not bad...that my pitch, no more, come see me NOW!

(to the right, a picture of my bros friend Mike, my bro Curt, and myself on the right. Pro downhill mountain bikers)

Debbie was telling me for halloween they have a 3 day ¨celebration¨ this is kind of wierd because they bring food to graveyards and eat with the dead¿ yaa...so that should be good times. I¨ll let you know how it goes. Also there is a calgary stampede like thing happening in november so yáll just come on down here.

My time is coming to an end as usual, thanks for stopping in.

buenas noches, nos vemos luego!

3 comments:

Mr Crolwey said...

Dude I didn't know you ride. What a friggen shame. I've been riding and racing MTB all my life and we never got out?? - Mitch

Anonymous said...

nice eric. How goes the hawking of time shares?

So do you miss getting drunk with bob and I yet? :P

-sean

Eric Formo said...

i thought selling time shares would be easy...not so much

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