The answer is obvious. The Canadian thought she was a rich Romanian on vacation. I'm proud to say I got thoroughly rejected by the only single good looking girl i've met in all of California. I'll blame it on the loud music and thick accent this time...but hey, there's hope yet. There could be a huge influx of hot Romanians traveling to San Jose area as we speak! The tactics have to change for this area of the world. The title of this writeup should have been labeled "Stupid Canadian Didn't Have a Hope in Hell with Drop Dead Gorgeous Romanian." Here are some better examples that may come into play next time I meet one of these:
Hi, my names Bill Gates, I bet you a ride on my private jet you'll have a drink with me.
What did you say? You want a ride in my Ferrari?
An even better approach would be no talking...just dance. On the other hand, dancing could be a problem too. Time to search else where besides the bar! I already knew that anyway...
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.
Tim Allen
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aaaa haaa haaa.....i'm sorry Formo....You tried and that's what counts right?? Maybe this is an Omen....you see, you could spend the rest of your life in a place where you can make great money, however I think you may give yourself a complex and I fear for the state of your mental health. From what I gather form you and your Blogs it is very difficult to find women there, correct? This will be extremely harmful to someone like yourself because you will live and breathe for the one moment you may actually meet one. When that tiny little window of opportunity opens you are going to put sooo much pressure on yourself that you will obviously blow it, causing huge impact to your ego and your girl “mac-ing “ skills will be shot, thus causing you to go crazy. So I declare for the state of your mental health that you come back to Canada. What good is money anyway when you don't have a hot Canadian girl to share it with you??? Loooooove you!!
(By the way is the name “Sunnyville” just a ploy to bring unsuspecting Canadians to their demise? Sure doesn’t sound too sunny!)
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